Q. Why did they put a fence around the cemetery?
 A. People were dying to get in!!!!!

 Q. How did Noah build the arch?
A. He studied archeology!

Q. Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
A. Because it is to cold out tide

Q. What do you call a witch made of sand?
A. A sandwitch

Q. What's taken before you get it?
A. Your picture.

Q. Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A. To get a root canal.

Q. What did the man say to the wall when it told him a joke?
A. One more crack like that, and I'll plaster you.

Q.Want to hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle.
A. Want to hear a clean joke? He went home and took a bath.

 Q. What did the carpet say to the floor?
A. "You go ahead I'll cover you"

Q. Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
 A. He wanted to get to the second-hand shop!

Q. What flower grows on your face?
A. Tulips

Q. What seven letters did the little girl say whensheopened the refrigerator and found there wasnothing in it?
 A. O, I C U R M T (OH, I see you are empty!)

Q. Why did the atoms cross the road?
A. It was time to split!

 Teacher: What Question must you always answer yes to?
Student: What does Y-E-S spell?

Q. Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
A. They wear snow caps.

Q. Why did the balloon burst?
 A. Because it saw a lolly pop!

Q. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
A. Because he wasn't very hungry.

Q. How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A. Buccaneer

Q. When is a car not a car?
A. When it turns into a garage.

 Q. If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three?
A. The baby, because he's a little Bigger!

 Ben: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
Stephanie: I give up.
 Ben: Flatman and ribbon.